About

Writing about myself is a little strange, so let’s do the Q & A thing.

What would your friends say is your best quality?

I’ve never run them over with my truck — yet.

Are you a kind and generous person?

Yes, when I’ve been drinking heavily and somebody else’s card is holding the bar tab.

Do you enjoy living in Colorado?

After some health scares I’ve had over the past few years I enjoy living anywhere.  Colorado is a great place to live, but so is Scotland and Peru and Australia and Ireland and …

HOWEVER, living in the United States at this orange point in time is a bit frightening.

What do you do for a living?

I architect, plan, program, implement and maintain complex technological systems for my employer’s clients as well as for internal projects.  I imagine, though, if you asked my co-workers the same question, they would probably answer: “Brad reads all of our private e-mail and plots our deaths.”

Where do you see yourself in ten years?

In a bar?  Wait, that’s the easy answer.  Hopefully by then I will be living in my mountain fortress surrounded by autonomous robotic machine guns and trained killer monkeys.

If you had all of the money in the world, what would you do with it?

  • Open a brewery
  • Buy the republican party and change their agenda to “eliminating clown porn”
  • Keep my newly-purchased brewery in business as a frequent customer
  • Outlaw all costumes for pets, even the mexican wrestler outfits

Do you have anything else to add?

You’re still here asking questions?  Seriously?  Where’s that remote control for the robotic guns…?