Who am I?

I've never had the knack for writing these self-indulgent biography pages, so I think a bulleted list will have to suffice for now:

Brad is...

• A geek.
• Back in Denver Colorado!
• Originally from Oklahoma, and has also lived in Arkansas, Washington state, Texas, Florida, Arizona, Minnesota and Sydney Australia.
• A cranky old man trapped in the body of a 38-year-old.
• A database administrator, systems administrator, web master, e-mail guru, hardware monkey, I.T. consultant and jack-of-all-technologies.
• Not a fan of SQL Server, but will still be earning that MCDBA certification.
• No longer an employee of US Robotics. Unfortunately they don't actually make robots. Especially evil, homicidal robots. That would be cool.
• Single, again.